PODCAST TRANSCRIPT01
14 JUN 2026
“The answer everyone is missing.”
Alex’s highlighted passage
“This explains all of my symptoms.”
Your patient walks in
with the internet.
You walk in with
something better.
HANS is your AI copilot for functional medicine. Answer the claims your patients bring in with explanations grounded in their own labs, history, and current research.
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Your patient is already convinced.
Podcasts. ChatGPT threads. A protocol from someone with a million followers. Now you have to work out what holds up and explain why.
PATIENT QUESTIONNAIRE02
21 JUN 2026
“I’m certain it’s mold.”
Symptoms noted in her intake
“I cough when I’m in the basement.”
PREVIOUS LAB REPORT03
03 FEB 2026
A result needs its context.
Collected before the new protocol
Original report, collection date, and reference range.
HANDWRITTEN JOURNAL04
02 JUN 2026
“Sleeping better this week.”
A separate note about her symptoms
“The cough eases when I’m away.”
CHATGPT CONVERSATION05
16 JUN 2026
A convincing explanation.
Prompt: Could all of this be connected?
“I pasted in my symptoms. The answer sounded exactly like me.”
OUTSIDE TREATMENT PLAN06
18 JUN 2026
The protocol she wants to follow.
Patient’s note attached to the plan
“I started this on June 18. I think it’s already helping my sleep.”
Alex / WorkupHANSWhat would you like
What would you like
to work through?
Help me work through her case.
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MEET HANS
Your AI copilot for functional medicine.
Everything in.
Anything out.
Take it all in.
Questionnaires. Lab packets. Genetics. Previous notes. The protocol she printed from a podcast.
Reason across the case.
Work through the connections between her records and functional medicine guidance with HANS.
Create what she needs.
A note for her chart. A plan in her language. An explanation she can read again at home.
- SOAP note
- Action plan
- Treatment journey
- Patient handout
- Slide deck
- Referral letter
- Patient email
THE TOOLS BEHIND YOUR CARE
You need more
than “trust me.”
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Evaluate recommendations against the patient’s case, with citations you can explain.
HANSClinical researchILLUSTRATIVE EXAMPLE
What does our clinical guidance say about damp buildings and respiratory symptoms?
HANS
Start with the respiratory history.
The mold guide connects damp buildings with respiratory and allergic conditions. Use the exposure history and symptom timeline to frame the questions you investigate.
Respiratory & allergic conditionsIllustrative HANS response · Excerpt from the HANS Clinical Intelligence Guide.
THE DIFFERENCE
She brings her research.
You bring 5,000+ citations.
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Citations across Clinical Intelligence Guides. Written by practicing functional medicine physicians for the cases you work through.
HANS applies that knowledge to the patient’s history, symptoms, and labs, with sources you can examine as you build your plan.
Explore the clinical researchA LOOK INSIDE THE LIBRARY
Small Intestinal Bacterial Overgrowth
Diagnosis and Management
Mold and Mycotoxin Exposure
Identification, Bioaccumulation, and Treatment Strategies
Thyroid Dysfunction
Pathophysiology, Root Cause Analysis, and Integrative Management
Organic Acid Test Interpretation
Clinical Intelligence Guide
Women’s Hormonal Health
Menstrual Cycle, Reproductive Disorders, and the Menopausal Transition
Cardiovascular Disease, Part 3
Risk Stratification and Testing
FROM PRACTITIONERS USING HANS
In their own words.
PRACTITIONER FEEDBACKTurning explanations into new patients
“A mom came to me for her son’s genetics. The HANS report impressed her enough to book a full visit for him. The next day, she asked to become my patient herself. That’s what a thorough explanation can do.”
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FAQ
Questions.
Checking is the design. HANS drafts, and you sign. Nothing enters the chart until you approve it, and the confirmation is on screen every time.
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Alex’s case and the product examples on this page are fictional illustrations.
BRING YOUR NEXT QUESTION.
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into focus.
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